Alarm Clock Deals Blow To Heavy Sleepers
Tacky and ultimately useless they may be, but we kinda like those novelty alarm clocks that are designed to wake you up in increasingly annoying ways.
The DangerBomb Clock will appeal to the bomb-disposal wannabe inside of all of us, and is fashioned like an arming device with three different coloured wires.
The idea being when it wakes you up in the morning with a presumably gentle alarm tone, you’ll see a light flashing requiring you to disconnect the appropriately coloured wire within a time limit.
If you don’t, all hell breaks loose in the form of a louder alarm that’s guaranteed to piss off both you and the neighbours, and ultimately end up wishing the thing would just explode and end it all.
It’s available now for around (about £20) though for some reason it seems to be on limited edition so you’ll have to get your skates on if you want one. – Paul Lester