Halo 3 Shoes For The Terminally Sad
What can you get the Halo 3 fanatic in your life? The Halo 3-themed Xbox 360 laptop perchance? Maybe a visit to see the Master Chief lovely captured in 7ft of wax at Madame Tussauds?
Or, if you haven’t already returned him to the Great Herd Of Single Saddos, maybe some limited edition, Halo 3 Adidas trainers. Just like the ones Master Chief would wear when dunking some hoops on the court – in between kicking Covenant ass and saving the universe, of course.
Ugly, aren’t they? I’d go so far as to say fugly. These beasts, officially called the Adidas Gil II Zero Halo Sneaker, are decked out with many Halo motifs, from weapons to vehicles, along with some laser-etched leather.
Thankfully, there are only going to be 100 pairs going on sale globally for around £55 a pair (US pricing), which means only 100 uber-fans will get the chance to prove just how sad they really are.-Martin Lynch
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